Family Technology Coach Gifts

'New technology has transformed our lives - we don't know how anything works anymore.'

The cell phone soother for life.

What are we doing today? Installing raised beds. Then we'll plant them for a couple who want organic vegetables. Brilliant, Dad. Tree's Tree Nursery. You take the hard work out of gardening. Right. And give it to me! Right again!

"Right here is your baby’s infrastructure, and in a month or so we’ll be able to see the analytics."

"The Internet ate my baby!"

'We're beta testing Goo-Goo Glass.'

"Try unplugging it and throwing it out the window."

'Keep in mind, some assembly is required.'

'Yes, technology has come a long way, but the baby won't have a touch screen.'

The Plasmas.

"So when do we go online?"

'Congatulations! It's a PDA!'

"I worry about the parents when I'm off to college. They're totally dependent on me for IT support."

At the modern antenatal class.

"The idea is to stick art on the refrigerator, not carve it in."

'I need some tech support here!'

'That's my boy! An A+ in 'spell-checking'!'

"Aww, look. Baby just seeped her first credit card!"

'Jeez, grandmom, here's your problem...you connect to WiFi, not HiFi!'

"One of the advantages to working from home is free tech support!"

"Surely, checking the baby monitor doesn't count toward your screen time."

"I'll plug you in, tell you a bedtime algorithm, then LEDs out."

'Ah-ha! I found the problem, dad.'

"Well, look at him, he's just a chip from inside the ol' bot!"

'Due to budget cuts, our school is not distributing report cards. They are available online for download. Luckily, I'm the only one in my family that is computer literate, not that I'll make changes or anything...'

"Daddy, I'm all grown up now, and I'm leaving to start a life of my own."

"Please—no technology questions!"

"Siri told me to go ask you ... "

"How many times did I tell you? Don't put the outdated chargers in the drawer for broken headphones."

'She can't answer when I call, but she loves the ring tone.'

The AdRams Family no.33 - The AdRams family

'I'm counting on you to explain to your parents how to view the e-updates on the healthcare plan.'

Your son knows three computer languages, but he's flunking English.

"Don't worry, I've called IT support."

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