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'New technology has transformed our lives - we don't know how anything works anymore.'

The cell phone soother for life.

"Right here is your baby’s infrastructure, and in a month or so we’ll be able to see the analytics."

'Keep in mind, some assembly is required.'

'We're beta testing Goo-Goo Glass.'

"Try unplugging it and throwing it out the window."

'Yes, technology has come a long way, but the baby won't have a touch screen.'

The Plasmas.

"So when do we go online?"

'Congatulations! It's a PDA!'

At the modern antenatal class.

"The idea is to stick art on the refrigerator, not carve it in."

"I worry about the parents when I'm off to college. They're totally dependent on me for IT support."

'I need some tech support here!'

"Aww, look. Baby just seeped her first credit card!"

"Surely, checking the baby monitor doesn't count toward your screen time."

"I'll plug you in, tell you a bedtime algorithm, then LEDs out."

"One of the advantages to working from home is free tech support!"

'That's my boy! An A+ in 'spell-checking'!'

'Jeez, grandmom, here's your problem...you connect to WiFi, not HiFi!'

'Ah-ha! I found the problem, dad.'

'Due to budget cuts, our school is not distributing report cards. They are available online for download. Luckily, I'm the only one in my family that is computer literate, not that I'll make changes or anything...'

"Please—no technology questions!"

"Daddy, I'm all grown up now, and I'm leaving to start a life of my own."

"Well, look at him, he's just a chip from inside the ol' bot!"

"Siri told me to go ask you ... "

The AdRams Family no.33 - The AdRams family

"How many times did I tell you? Don't put the outdated chargers in the drawer for broken headphones."

'She can't answer when I call, but she loves the ring tone.'

'I'm counting on you to explain to your parents how to view the e-updates on the healthcare plan.'

Your son knows three computer languages, but he's flunking English.

Crib mobile: Gadgets.

"Don't worry, I've called IT support."

"We got you a computer for your Birthday, grandpa."