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"Please—no technology questions!"

"Her first word was 'paparazzi'. "

"He's taught himself work-life balance."

'Can our software do that?'

"Where's the business end of this thing?"

'You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it while I was in the womb.'

'Anything you can compute I can compute better. I can compute anything better than you.'

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

'Help! I'm wired and I can't get up!'

"Why do you need so many computers?" "One for billing, one for stock control, one for human resources, one for financial management..."

'Calling Tech Support does NOT count as one of my wishes!'

"I have an imaginary friend called Fred, and my dad has one called Alexa."

"Mum! - T.S. Eliot - 'Humankind cannot bear much reality'."

"We realize that kids start using technology at a younger age these days, so our strollers come with Bluetooth, Wi-Fi and GPS."

"Whoever made Keir Starmer did a sound professional job."

'Don't leave baby alone with this really cool tiny phone. It's a choking hazard.'

'I bought him to retrieve my e-mails.'

Man doing a search on a computer

'Yep,that's it Mr.White. And NOW go, Control-Alt-Delete, then re-enter.'

"Oh, Frank, look! He's sending his first tweet!"

"I accidentally hit 3 keys and then hit enter. CTRL + Z didn't get rid of it. Can we keep it as a pet?"

"Sorry, but I don't know how to tie a Reef Knot. Give me a simple project, like building a computer."

"I'm trying to create a hologram of myself. If I'm successful, I'll never have to attend school, go to the dentist or go anywhere else that's boring again."

The Digital Family

Why do you need so many computers?

Frankenstein's Monster's PC.

'Marmaduke! What did you do?!!?'

Acme-5000 Lie Detector

Man feeding his computer money.

"Getting dark, Sweetie. Better text Mom you love her."

'Don't worry about the thumb sucking...she'll be texting with it soon enough.'

"Baldo, why don't you turn that computer off and do something else?"

'It's all done with computer animation now.'