Family Tech Wizard T-Shirts

"Please—no technology questions!"

"Her first word was 'paparazzi'. "

"He's taught himself work-life balance."

Olivia just hacked into the boy scouts' site and sold them 30,000 boxes of cookies.

'Can our software do that?'

"Where's the business end of this thing?"

'Anything you can compute I can compute better. I can compute anything better than you.'

'You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it while I was in the womb.'

"I don't believe I've missed a single sign since you made the switch to Power Point."

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

'Help! I'm wired and I can't get up!'

"Why do you need so many computers?" "One for billing, one for stock control, one for human resources, one for financial management..."

"I have an imaginary friend called Fred, and my dad has one called Alexa."

'Calling Tech Support does NOT count as one of my wishes!'

"Mum! - T.S. Eliot - 'Humankind cannot bear much reality'."

"We realize that kids start using technology at a younger age these days, so our strollers come with Bluetooth, Wi-Fi and GPS."

"Whoever made Keir Starmer did a sound professional job."

'Don't leave baby alone with this really cool tiny phone. It's a choking hazard.'

'I bought him to retrieve my e-mails.'

Man doing a search on a computer

If Disney was a software company

"I'm trying to create a hologram of myself. If I'm successful, I'll never have to attend school, go to the dentist or go anywhere else that's boring again."

The Digital Family

"Sorry, but I don't know how to tie a Reef Knot. Give me a simple project, like building a computer."

"Oh, Frank, look! He's sending his first tweet!"

"I accidentally hit 3 keys and then hit enter. CTRL + Z didn't get rid of it. Can we keep it as a pet?"

'Yep,that's it Mr.White. And NOW go, Control-Alt-Delete, then re-enter.'

Why do you need so many computers?

Frankenstein's Monster's PC.

'It's all done with computer animation now.'

'The ten commandments have all been reduced to tweets.'

'I think what we need now is someone called a computer programmer.'

Man feeding his computer money.

'Marmaduke! What did you do?!!?'

FRY's FAMILY - Young Tom was always fiddling around with bits of machinery.