Family Tech Hero T-Shirts

"Don't worry, I've called IT support."

"I have an imaginary friend called Fred, and my dad has one called Alexa."

"Oh, Frank, look! He's sending his first tweet!"

Lay-Z-Family Recliner

'Yes, technology has come a long way, but the baby won't have a touch screen.'

The Plasmas.

Virtual Beach

'Mom, I need a push.'

"Take it easy, honey. Beneath that terrifying rage is our twelve-year-old daughter. My GOD, when will the wi-fi go back on?!!"

"Cool bonfire app, man."

"Do screen doors just keep insects out, or other things too?"

'Can you show me on this dolly what Bill Gates did to your computer?'

"So when do we go online?"

"We're going to start with the birds and the bees and then work our way up to the new reproductive technologies."

"There's even an app for being a mother!"

'WRONG PIN NUMBER!'

'I'm too tired to listen to a story tonight, mom. Just e-mail something and I'll read it tomorrow.'

'We've been spending too much time apart on our mobile devices, and we need some together time. Everybody log on to the family social media page.'

'This pacifier looks like a cell phone to make the inevitable transition that much easier.'

"Yes, I know how to fix it! I watched a 12 year-old do it on a YouTube video."

"One of the advantages to working from home is free tech support!"

"Have you noticed the kids never ask us anything since they learned to google?"

'That's my boy! An A+ in 'spell-checking'!'

"Which side of the plates do the cellphones go?"

'It used to be enough to keep them fed and clothed. Now it's fed, clothed and connected.'

"Please—no technology questions!"

"How many times did I tell you? Don't put the outdated chargers in the drawer for broken headphones."

Our genius techie kid is hacking your bank account while your read this.

Text our brother to let hm know dinner's ready...

"You'll have to excuse your father. He's a victim of a deepfake campaign."

"No, copy and paste has nothing to do with you being twins."

"Congratulations! You've downloaded a baby girl, have you given any thoughts to a username?"

"What a day. I played tag, a yucky girl kissed me, and I got the school's computers back online."

Honest, D-D-Dad. My homework's "in the cloud."

'I steal from the rich databases and give to the poor databases.'