Family Tech Support Team T-Shirts

"Yes, I did throw the ball and break the lamp. But before you punish me, keep in mind who fixes your computer and phone."

Pounding speeds up the computer.

'Human Error .. Yet Again.'

"I have an imaginary friend called Fred, and my dad has one called Alexa."

Computer Expert

Geek fairies

"Oh, Frank, look! He's sending his first tweet!"

'This computer has a fast modem, the latest Pentium, increased RAM, a huge hard drive and broadband connections. Only one problem...slow pointer fingers.'

Torn-Off Mouse.

'Yep,that's it Mr.White. And NOW go, Control-Alt-Delete, then re-enter.'

'It says our line printer is obsolete our remote terminal is obsolete, and I'm afraid, we're obsolete.'

Hardware and software

"Oh! It's you! I was expecting the machine."

Man feeding his computer money.

'I think what we need now is someone called a computer programmer.'

'...And, from what I understand, they don't have any hard drive at all.'

Lay-Z-Family Recliner

"This next one is a typical blues number about exceeding your data plan limit, cracking your ipad screen, and losing your new ear buds."

"The new computer is great, but we can't get rid of the old one. It knows too much."

Telephone message - 'This is a recording. If you'd like to speak to a real live human being, forgetaboutit.

"I seek enlightenment - and a way to outsource our company's tech support."

"Get used to verifications. In the court of the internet, you are presumed a robot until proven otherwise."

I've always been slower than computers...

'Here comes the 64-bit local bus.'

Early Tech Support

Tech support...can I help you!

'Yes, technology has come a long way, but the baby won't have a touch screen.'

"Dad's at that awkward age when he knows just enough about computers to really screw 'em up!"

Virtual Beach

Kevin had a computer virus.

"Gary! Thank God you're home. The automatic pet feeder seems to be malfunctioning again."

"Let's all sing our theme song: 'I Love Venture Capital'."

"Error 404: Brain not found"

"Is that Technical Support? My computer's fine - I just don't know how to operate my chair."

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