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"For Father's Day, I'm giving my dad an hour of free tech support."

Computer Room.

"You can access me by saying simply 'Agnes.' It is not necessary to add 'dot com.' "

'I didn't do my homework because I forgot my user name and password.'

"Quick, Lassie, go get I.T.!"

"I will always cheer you on, but I will never 'Woo-hoo!' you."

"It's not just him. The whole system's down."

STRIP Hambone: Workers help is a hindrance

"Remember you told me to put my client list on my computer."

Have you tried turning it off and on again?

'Imagine if it was this simple to upgrade our staff.'

'Sorry, I can't help you, the computer's down again.'

"Call Harris back from retirement and ask him how we did things around here before computers."

"We think we got some good CT scans, but unfortunately they're encrypted and our I.T. guy is on vacation this week."

"He's from IT. All I did was tell him I thought he was doing a great job... and he fainted in shock!"

"We've made it more hellish by modeling it after corporate workplaces."

"Have you tried turning it on and off again..?"

"Sorry for the wait, our computers are down. We have to do everything manually."

Telephone message - 'This is a recording. If you'd like to speak to a real live human being, forgetaboutit.

'My diagnostic software is acting up. It says you are pregnant.'

'Yes, technology has come a long way, but the baby won't have a touch screen.'

Computer Mouse gets Torn Off.

'The staff are healthy enough, it's the computers that keep getting a virus!'

"If the jumper cables don't work, I'll pour more motor oil on the keys."

Warring parents

Customer help - jargon talking i-diot.

"Yes, you did close some of your tabs. However, you still have 1,894 open. You're a tab hoarder."

Explosion - "About the computer, try to remember the last three keys you pressed."

"And in this room, we have the copy machine, printer, and shredder."

After the upgrade, crashes were far less frequent and seldom fatal.

Things move fast round here! Including the new processor!

Computer scared of user

STRIP Hambone: Zebra computer repairman

'The computer is down... you'll have to wait for your hate email.'