Family It Support Mugs

"For Father's Day, I'm giving my dad an hour of free tech support."

Computer Room.

"You can access me by saying simply 'Agnes.' It is not necessary to add 'dot com.' "

'I didn't do my homework because I forgot my user name and password.'

"Quick, Lassie, go get I.T.!"

"I will always cheer you on, but I will never 'Woo-hoo!' you."

"It's not just him. The whole system's down."

STRIP Hambone: Workers help is a hindrance

"Remember you told me to put my client list on my computer."

Have you tried turning it off and on again?

'Imagine if it was this simple to upgrade our staff.'

'Sorry, I can't help you, the computer's down again.'

"We've made it more hellish by modeling it after corporate workplaces."

"He's from IT. All I did was tell him I thought he was doing a great job... and he fainted in shock!"

Telephone message - 'This is a recording. If you'd like to speak to a real live human being, forgetaboutit.

"Call Harris back from retirement and ask him how we did things around here before computers."

"We think we got some good CT scans, but unfortunately they're encrypted and our I.T. guy is on vacation this week."

"Have you tried turning it on and off again..?"

"Sorry for the wait, our computers are down. We have to do everything manually."

'My diagnostic software is acting up. It says you are pregnant.'

'Yes, technology has come a long way, but the baby won't have a touch screen.'

Computer Mouse gets Torn Off.

'The staff are healthy enough, it's the computers that keep getting a virus!'

'His debugging skills are exceptional.'

"If the jumper cables don't work, I'll pour more motor oil on the keys."

Customer help - jargon talking i-diot.

"Yes, you did close some of your tabs. However, you still have 1,894 open. You're a tab hoarder."

Explosion - "About the computer, try to remember the last three keys you pressed."

Warring parents

"And in this room, we have the copy machine, printer, and shredder."

After the upgrade, crashes were far less frequent and seldom fatal.

Kathleen felt she was stuck between Iraq and a heart place.

Things move fast round here! Including the new processor!

'Don't knock it. The copy machine hasn't broken down in a month.'

'The computer's down again.'