Family Genes Enthusiast Gifts

"He's got his Daddy's nose."

Family DNA

'Oh dear. He's got my eyes.'

"His name is James Tom Dave Jon Lee Robert Glenn Joseph Tony Sam Barnes. We didn't want to hurt any relatives' feelings by not naming him after them."

"My problem is a recessive gene for honesty and a dominant gene for robbery."

'At present, my son and I are extremely interested in genetics and heredity.'

'A geneticist laid bare my genetic blueprint, and I feel violated.'

'He's not my Daddy: He's my great great grandfather...'

'That's interesting -- I seem to have discovered the gene that makes people want to become geneticists.'

Well, I'll be...Dutch Elm Disease!

'I'm tracing my relatives.'

'He's making tremendous progress. last week he had three tails.'

'Ahhh . . . he's got your original nose.'

Mother: 'He has your eyes.'

Alvin, genealogist extraordinaire, traces his roots back to the first amoeba.

'Happy New Ear!'

'I went online to check out my ancestry and I found that my dad, 10,000 times removed, was an amoeba!'

"See? That's why my Mom wanted me to get her genetics."

"I don't know whether we should keep it a secret or call the world press!?"

'Sometimes I wonder how things would have turned out, if I'd gotten Mom's eyes and Dad's hair.'

"Mum, just curious: when you did the family tree, did you research all the way back to our ancestors on Noah's ark?"

"Frankly I'm a bit confused. According to the genetic printout this gentleman is, in fact, a goat

"We want one that's genetically gifted but not genetically spoiled."

DNA Analysis

Specialized regions in a couple of human chromosomes.

'It used to be a dairy farm, but now the milk produces therapeutic proteins, and the eggs contain antibiotics.'

'These were developed in the 1980s - they're a heritage genetically modified variety.'

Who's your daddy?, INC. It

'Yeah, so our parents used to run together... what of it?'

Designer Baby.

'Whale DNA was added to my embryo and now all I crave is plankton.'

Recombinant DNA Lab.

We can identify the genetic root of many problems... however your husbands being a long strak of water isn't one of them!

'Bad news I'm afraid...You've got the worst inheritence for a generation.'

'Here's my DNA sequence.'