Falling Fortunes Pillows

Businessman Panhandling

Wanna talk about it?

'No trouble at all giving you an overdraft Mr Simkins - have mine!'

'Having the money tree has really helped out.'

Accident-Prone Support Group.

'I have good news and bad news. The good news is that you're going to get to relive the thrill of building your company up from nothing!'

'We don't have a mission statement. We have a survival plan.'

Easy Budget Terms Are Not That Easy.

'I see you crossing a road...'

"We'll double our chances of recovery if we buy two lottery tickets."

Thanks to his stocks, Bob now lives in the middle of a great green garden outside the crowded city.

Misfortune cookies

"He says that it's really not that bad down there."

Freak Accident Specialist

Two psychics have shops next to each other; one advertises "Second Opinions".

'Remember you asked me to turn around the business!'

'Your 401 (K) went down the drain, but if it's any consolation, you can keep the commemorative cup.'

"Hoping to find a Picasso at a garage sale isn't a solid retirement plan."

Financial life preserver

"Your money is no longer working for you. It got laid off."

Moving. Mortgage payments bankrupted them. I guess "housebroken" means something different in their case.

"Unfortunately, my holding on to tech-stocks was faith-based."

'Read an investment book that changed my life...please help.'

''Two roads diverged in a wood, and I -- I took the one less traveled by'...which was a helluva dumb place for me to launch a burger franchise!'

'I see lot's of water...'

"Only another thousand points up and I'm even, honey."

When they said more people were choosing to holiday at home I think they meant in the UK

"When we got married, you said we'd be in the lap of luxury...but here we are, in the butt of bankruptcy!"

'Yahoo! It says 'Your wife is going to collect a large sum of insurance money!''

'Hi Luv. . .I'm at the Grand national, you never really liked our house did you?'

'Wow, I used to be a Master of the Universe too!'

'I see your future investing in a fortune telling business!'

'We can't afford to be middle class anymore.'

"Thank goodness! I thought that day would never end!"

'What a difference one year makes. I managed to go from entrepreneur to nontrepreneur.'