Fallacy Fighter Gifts

"Strawman argument terrorises conversation... News at eleven."

"After years of cartoon rejections, Bill stooped to trying a little shameless product placement."

I love you. You're my everything. Mixed Message Arts.

"You may inflict pain, but it mustn't be severe or prolonged."

'I'd better make a note of your blood group...'

'The scariest story I know is escalating health care costs.'

'It looks suspiciously like Killer Hart is taking a dive!'

Big finger print trying to forge a cheque but he can't.

'I can't believe this.. biggest fight of my life, and I forget to pack a wallop.'

Gym. Instructor. Why do you want to learn kickboxing? I've always wanted to win a fight hands down!

A street fight.

"We don't need no stinkin' unions...I saw it on the internet."

'You realize, of course, that that's the fifth 25 stake we've now sold in our entertainment division.'

'I think our mission statement should mention scholarship and attendance.'

'Don't forget the plan - When he gets weak from laughing - Hit him with your left!'

'That was a peach of a right hander the referee gave you!'

'It appears Alzedo is toying with his opponent.'

'Work the jab! Move your feet! Attack, attack, attack! ...But be careful. He's got a human shield.'

Bernard Madoff's House Arrest.

"He may be Sven the Slayer to you, but to me he's still Mr Cuddly Bun!"

Wrestling Champion.

'Break a leg.' - 'Thanks a lot.'

We are an equal opportunities employer - It's true. They pay the same lousy wages to men and women.

"The wings help. Now pick up the bowl and I'll chase it around the room a bit."

Priest fighting the Zika mosquito by getting rid of its standing water.

Woman says, 'How did your memory improvement class go last night?' Man answers, 'I completely forgot about it!'

"As your cell bitch, I imagine my Sarbanes-Oxley expertise should come in quite handy."

'I may be 40 years old, but I have the student debt of a 20 year old.'

'He has a great left hook,'

'Such petulance!'

"Our civilisation is consuming too many resources. But we don't make enough money to enjoy it either."

'Look at it this way...you're like a big pop star! The hits just keep on coming!'

"I gave him 'the old one two' just like you told me to. But then he gave me 'the old three four'."

Employers: Workers, toil until death!

"...and forget your damn sensitivity training."