Fraud Fighter Gifts

Big finger print trying to forge a cheque but he can't.

Bernard Madoff's House Arrest.

"I think it's just human nature to set up a private special purpose business entity to conceal balance sheet transaction in order to maximize an earnings forecast."

Fraud Squad

'You realize, of course, that that's the fifth 25 stake we've now sold in our entertainment division.'

'Who do you think you're kidding? -- There's no such thing as a 'triploon'!'

"We should have expected it....As soon as we start to tackle whiplash scams they come back with a new twist..."

Nelson Mandela in despair over the crime rates in SA.

"Our new associate asks how much of a fee is too much. Do you want to handle this or shall I laugh in his face?"

'What's wrong with our new shed? Nothing - I'm sat out here guarding it.'

'What's wrong with those Europeans? We have more murders in this city than England, France Germany and Spain combined.'

Mayhem, Inc. Part 29

Ducks and hares taken in by a wolf at a seance

"This statement from your headmaster says that you can easily get a good degree...your bank manager says you can't."

'Well, you got the dog to protect you against criminals. Perhaps now you'll have to hire a criminal to protect you from the dog.'

I love you. You're my everything. Mixed Message Arts.

"That's not a knife crime initiative. That's a knife crime initiative!"

'The scariest story I know is escalating health care costs.'

Violent Crime Statistics

'I'm afraid we're going to have to let you go, Richter. The crime rate has dropped.'

"Prices may keep going up, up, up, but my love for you will remain positively, and forever, as is."

'I can't believe an Alligator stole my identity... I mean, it's quite obvious I'm a Crocodile!'

"When I grow up I'm going to be a police officer and follow in my dad's footsteps."

A street fight.

'We want more police on our streets!' 'WHAT?! Do you have any idea how dangerous it is out there?'

'Don't come too close - this baby will tear you to pieces, bite your head off and drink your blood... I've called him 'Fiscal Policy'.'

'I can't believe this.. biggest fight of my life, and I forget to pack a wallop.'

"Brutus! Attack with reasonable force!"

Illustration on the problem of money that is given to charities ending up in the hands of governments.

"Yes, we're a letterbox company. How can I help you?"

'Oh no! They've been pinched.'

With his mothers persuasion, Joe decided to 'come clean' to the police!

'It appears Alzedo is toying with his opponent.'

"We can't put you in a Witness-Protection Program unless you actually witnessed something."

"What happened to the good old days when people just breached contracts?'