Financial Fraud Fighter Gifts

'I can't believe an Alligator stole my identity... I mean, it's quite obvious I'm a Crocodile!'

Late Stage Capitalism and the Biosphere Engage in Some Meaningful Dialogue...

"We were able to retire 6 years early by canceling cable & eliminating anything fun."

Ducks and hares taken in by a wolf at a seance

"A wage increase to match inflation."

"Prices may keep going up, up, up, but my love for you will remain positively, and forever, as is."

Big finger print trying to forge a cheque but he can't.

'Don't come too close - this baby will tear you to pieces, bite your head off and drink your blood... I've called him 'Fiscal Policy'.'

Student Debt

'You realize, of course, that that's the fifth 25 stake we've now sold in our entertainment division.'

'Sorry to trouble you , sir , but did you remember to sign my expenses ?'

Illustration on the problem of money that is given to charities ending up in the hands of governments.

Breaking Through

"Yes, we're a letterbox company. How can I help you?"

Popular college book: How to say 'Send money' in 101 languages.

"Forget the bloody glove for a moment; ignore all the arguments about the DNA evidence and try to remember that this case, after all, is about securities violations."

Stress on GPs

"Of course he's smiling, he spent all the company profits before he died."

Bernard Madoff's House Arrest.

"I think they're beginning to suspect our science is fraudulent."

"We don't send statements - they cause too many heart attacks."

The Manipulation of Justice

"As your cell bitch, I imagine my Sarbanes-Oxley expertise should come in quite handy."

Arsenij Jatsenjuk

Fraud Squad

"I think it's just human nature to set up a private special purpose business entity to conceal balance sheet transaction in order to maximize an earnings forecast."

"With me it's even worse. I'm still paying off loans from nursery school."

'Sorry son, I spent all your inheritence fighting inheritence tax.'

'Activist investors are here to see you and they're wearing boxing gloves.'

'To prevent fraud, we like to verify whiplash injury claims!'

"It's a rags to riches story. He started with $80,000 in student loan debt, and now he has a job and moved out of his parent's basement."

'Finally...some money for our 401K!'

"We can't afford to go on holiday, and we can't afford to stay at home either."

"I learned a lot in this class. I learned how to day trade stocks to help pay off my student loans."

Stocks have ruined me....'Poor devil!'