Faithful Submariners Gifts

Submarine Sees Jesus Walking on Water

'Can we sit in the balcony today? Huh? Can we?'

Do you ever wonder if there's really a higher power? What do you mean? Is there an all-knowing being that keeps track of you? That always knows where you are

'No, I didn't get a presidential pardon, but I got something better. God has forgiven me.'

"I'm saving you with this booklet about the Kingdom of Heaven."

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Sub Editor

'Silent type, eh?'

"But, Mom, how can it be a vacation when you're taking me to school?"

"Sir, our hood ornament is slowing us down."

F&E Submarine Contractors. When we ask the government for assistance, we should avoid calling it a "bailout."

"My Son, of course there were only one set of footprints in the sand. I've got a hoverboard."

U Boat

"I won't ask you what you're using for bait . . . what are you using for a line."

Jesus swept.

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Alexander Hopson, retired submarine Commanding Officer.

"Rising sea levels."

"It's obvious Jesus accepts everyone. His disciples were fishermen, and we know what kind of lies we tell."

'You see, son, we are all made in His Image.'

Submarine Attacks

"I didn't say, 'Abandon sheep'."

"Bible studies class? We're still writing it."

Little Submarines

"Now remember, after this anointing you need to return every 3 months or 3000 miles."

"Oh U! The German periscoper: "Ach Himmel! Dot most be der peutiful Ben Nevis of vich ve 'ave 'eard so mooch!"

USS Party Time.

Up Pariscope.

Polar Bear

'Good Book?'

"It's a documentary on how they make submarines."

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Oceanographers Go Home

'The first person to breath in gets no food for a week!'

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