Faithful Submariners Gifts

Submarine Sees Jesus Walking on Water

'Can we sit in the balcony today? Huh? Can we?'

'No, I didn't get a presidential pardon, but I got something better. God has forgiven me.'

"I'm saving you with this booklet about the Kingdom of Heaven."

AUKUS Deal Annoys France

Sub Editor

'Silent type, eh?'

"Sir, our hood ornament is slowing us down."

"My Son, of course there were only one set of footprints in the sand. I've got a hoverboard."

"I won't ask you what you're using for bait . . . what are you using for a line."

U Boat

Alexander Hopson, retired submarine Commanding Officer.

Arrow Church

"Rising sea levels."

Jesus swept.

"It's obvious Jesus accepts everyone. His disciples were fishermen, and we know what kind of lies we tell."

USS Party Time.

Little Submarines

"Now remember, after this anointing you need to return every 3 months or 3000 miles."

"Bible studies class? We're still writing it."

Up Pariscope.

Submarine Attacks

Polar Bear

"Oh U! The German periscoper: "Ach Himmel! Dot most be der peutiful Ben Nevis of vich ve 'ave 'eard so mooch!"

'Good Book?'

AUKUS Alliance

"It's a documentary on how they make submarines."

Oceanographers Go Home

A blessing in disguise.

'The first person to breath in gets no food for a week!'

Polar bear freeing a trapped submarine