Faithful Leaders Gifts

'You may be serving Him up there, but don't forget...I'm boss down here.'

"I'm afraid I can't green-light anything - you'll just have to pray."

"Sure - After the aggressive guys wear it all out!"

'Fischer Says Give Thanks to the Lord!'

"You say I can move mountains? Right now,it's all I can do to turn over a new leaf!"

Monk Prompt

Christian and Born again Christian...

Father

"I wonder how many people are claiming to be your messiah right now?"

'We're going to start this week's sermon with a review of the basics....'

Jesus is Scourged (The Holy Bible).

"Giving is down at the church, so we are charging an entrance fee."

"I've accepted him as my personal trainer."

Personal Assistants.

'This business about the meek inheriting the Earth -- can't anything be done about it?'

"Amen. Thanks everyone, oh and don't forget to subscribe!"

Pastor puts up sign on pole stating that he is 'serving' his 1,000th sermon.

"He's dumbing down the sermons again."

Couple beyond prayer - need divine intervention.

'Have you been taking your medicine every day?'

Minister Starts at a New Church

'It's Sundays like this that I regret our church website is so popular.'

Men's Prayer Group.

"A real old fashioned fire and brimstone message today Preacher."

The evangelist turned lawyer's opening arguments were unconvincing

"Attendance is down again this morning. If we want to continue calling ourselves a congregation, we're going to have to congregate."

"10,000 members or not, the Pastor should at least remember my name."

"The buck really stops with him."

'I really do feel empowered. I should've joined a gang years ago.'

"But how many followers do you have?"

Decisions a Pope makes

Pope Francis

'My husband does everything religiously except going to church.'

'Oh, oh! They're going to give it to us with both barrels!'