Loyal Leader Gifts

Personal Assistants.

'I hope you're not threatened by powerful women, because you're fired.'

Business meeting, CEO is dressed strangely as he asks: 'Any questions?'

Now, let's not be hasty! They may look the same, but we are both duty bound to fetch our own master's ball...

"As a friend, I pray you rest in peace. As a dog, I really want to dig you up."

"Just gotta wait 'till she wakes up."

"I remember him before he was getting hte winter fuel allowance."

'Same here, we have a female C.E.O., too.'

"Who's a good boy? You're a good boy."

"I'll have another Rob Roy and a cup of coffee for my friend here."

'Need I remind you who's boss here?'

Senior Partner works at a desk, sign on wall behind her says 'Ms. Davis senior partner - formerly: 'Hey You'.

Stop saying 'You're the boss' I KNOW I'm the boss!

Wrong leadership.

'146 days of leadership without any negative press.'

"And now, since our local teams really stink, here are scores for actual good teams around the country that you might want to root for."

Elvis fan holding a sign reading 'NOT MY KING'.

"Who do you like in the super bowl?"

Manager - I don't just manage, I excel!

"Now that we reinvented ourselves, who do you think should run the company?"

'We're looking for a CEO who would be willing to take the rap.'

"I would like to thank all the big and little and in between people."

Best friends without borders.

Frank and Ernie's Relationship Advice. It's not enough to just accept that relationships are two-way streets ... You must also avoid taking side trips down alleys!

'This is a personal insult to me and my family. Paulie, word is you regifted that horse's head I gave you last month. . .'

"Cheer up, Simon. . . I'm always here for you!"

Change, Change, Change, Change.

'It basically boils down to you need to do stuff better.'

"I'm supposed to be loyal, relieve stress, be 'Man's best friend'...I don't need this kind of pressure!"

Broccoli: Just Full of Surprises!

Minister Starts at a New Church

'I feel a leader should be approachable.'

Leadership never hibernates.

'I sent an employee to a motivational seminar once. He came back and took my job.'

'Good work is it's own reward, but delegation is even better.'