Loyal Local Gifts

"Oh that's Mike, he's like part of the furniture round here"

"As a friend, I pray you rest in peace. As a dog, I really want to dig you up."

'Have you been 'helping the environment by supporting local produce' again?'

"I remember him before he was getting hte winter fuel allowance."

'I'm afraid the cuts are beginning to bite!'

Bottle Distillery

'Your switching to Scotch? And after I've given you the best beers of my life!'

Elvis fan holding a sign reading 'NOT MY KING'.

"Who do you like in the super bowl?"

Personal Assistants.

"No matter the weather or what's on my plate, I'm here at five. That's discipline."

"I'm sorry your team lost - perhaps you should have rooted for the other team."

Football addict

Right Here

So you're wearing a bag over your head because you're ashamed of your team?' 'It's a cloaking device.'

'We're still crazy then ...'

"I'm so grateful to play for this fantastic club....a childhood dream come true!"

Ball and Chain

Replica Football Merchandise

'Don't look at me like that! I know it's a banned substance, OK? But how can I compete if I'm the only one in the league not using spinach?!'

"At least you get to wake up from your nightmares."

"Honey, we can order the new car! Here comes our best customer again!"

Pop's store's wanted ad: MOM.

'What do you mean foul? I had a shower this morning!'

"Local shopping, local eating, and...I married the girl next door."

"We find shopping at the farmers' market to be more self-congratulatory."

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