Loyal Patron Gifts

'His hairdresser died last year, and he won't go to anyone else.'

Now, let's not be hasty! They may look the same, but we are both duty bound to fetch our own master's ball...

Queen of Quinoa

"Who's a good boy? You're a good boy."

'Your switching to Scotch? And after I've given you the best beers of my life!'

"Who do you like in the super bowl?"

Wanna talk about it?

Personal Assistants.

Best friends without borders.

"No matter the weather or what's on my plate, I'm here at five. That's discipline."

"For goodness sake, stop this daily whining! She's just gone to work, she'll be back tonight! Get a grip!"

Football addict

"Just iced tea, please. Hot coffee goes right through me."

'We're still crazy then ...'

"Oh him, that's Ron. He's a permanent fixture in here."

'I want someone who'll not just take the firms line, but the hook and sinker, too.'

"At least you get to wake up from your nightmares."

'That's right. Ploughman's lunch; Egg, beans and sausage. It's what he orders every time he comes in here.'

'...and the Brewery are considering giving you a loyaly card!'

"Honey, we can order the new car! Here comes our best customer again!"

"Get another job? I can't! My breed can only be faithful to one master in a lifetime!"

Snowman about melting snowman: 'Just once I'd like to meet someone who isn't a fair weather friend.'

'The usual.'

"Edgar, don't you think it's time you donated a wing somewhere?"

'I know it's an early kick off but this is ridiculous!'

"Money won't make you happy. Real happiness comes from having me as your best friend."

Pet and Animal Companion

"Oh that's Mike, he's like part of the furniture round here"

Dog checks out His Master's Website.

I'm sorry, I just think we should start annoying other people.

Tavern: Perfect Attendance.

"I think my harem is seeing someone else."

"I feel I have perspective but mostly because I'm tall."

"You see, your brain is small and mine is bigger, but it can't be much bigger or I wouldn't be sitting here talking to you."

"I'm a brand loyalist. I only buy brand new."