Loyal Customer Gifts

"No matter the weather or what's on my plate, I'm here at five. That's discipline."

"We figured it would be you, Larry."

"As a friend, I pray you rest in peace. As a dog, I really want to dig you up."

Now, let's not be hasty! They may look the same, but we are both duty bound to fetch our own master's ball...

"Just gotta wait 'till she wakes up."

"I remember him before he was getting hte winter fuel allowance."

"Who's a good boy? You're a good boy."

'Your master isn't due for release until the first of the month.'

"You sure you guys don't spike the coffee?"

'Don't worry, Alice. I won't leave you.'

"And now, since our local teams really stink, here are scores for actual good teams around the country that you might want to root for."

'Your switching to Scotch? And after I've given you the best beers of my life!'

Elvis fan holding a sign reading 'NOT MY KING'.

"Who do you like in the super bowl?"

Personal Assistants.

Best friends without borders.

SERMONS 'R' US - everything for the clergy.

"Cheer up, Simon. . . I'm always here for you!"

'This is a personal insult to me and my family. Paulie, word is you regifted that horse's head I gave you last month. . .'

"I'm supposed to be loyal, relieve stress, be 'Man's best friend'...I don't need this kind of pressure!"

a new hire signing a loyalty oath

"All the way from the new home in Rye just so she can sniff our old doorman."

"For goodness sake, stop this daily whining! She's just gone to work, she'll be back tonight! Get a grip!"

"I'm sorry your team lost - perhaps you should have rooted for the other team."

'Mr. Bigmeister likes to start each meeting with the pledge of allegiance.'

Football addict

"Must that dog follow you everywhere?"

'While we appreciate company loyalty, Larson, you should really be in the hospital.'

'I want someone who'll not just take the firms line, but the hook and sinker, too.'

"I need for you to go to bat for me again, Tim. And this time, could you do it without adjusting yourself?"

"I hate to break it to you, but you weren't his best friend."

"The Loyalty Card program has changed. Management now requires you to get a Loyalty Forehead Tattoo of the bar's logo."

So you're wearing a bag over your head because you're ashamed of your team?' 'It's a cloaking device.'

'We're still crazy then ...'

"I'm so grateful to play for this fantastic club....a childhood dream come true!"