Loyal Shopper Gifts

"Honey, we can order the new car! Here comes our best customer again!"

Now, let's not be hasty! They may look the same, but we are both duty bound to fetch our own master's ball...

"I can't decide. I'm having a brand identity crisis."

"Who's a good boy? You're a good boy."

'Your master isn't due for release until the first of the month.'

'French hypermarket' ' 5 English or less' till

'Don't worry, Alice. I won't leave you.'

Moses parting the waves and trolleys appear on the sea bed!

'You've got to give Tom credit. When he's searching for parts for his car online, nothing bothers him...and I mean nothing!'

Cars follow the sign to the mall rather than the sign to the manger.

SERMONS 'R' US - everything for the clergy.

Best friends without borders.

"I'm supposed to be loyal, relieve stress, be 'Man's best friend'...I don't need this kind of pressure!"

We're so pleased with your twenty years work, we've decided to offer you a two year short term contract.

a new hire signing a loyalty oath

"All the way from the new home in Rye just so she can sniff our old doorman."

"For goodness sake, stop this daily whining! She's just gone to work, she'll be back tonight! Get a grip!"

"No matter the weather or what's on my plate, I'm here at five. That's discipline."

'Cool, a wheel. Now you can take me shopping.'

'Mr. Bigmeister likes to start each meeting with the pledge of allegiance.'

Mom & Pop Grocerette

"Must that dog follow you everywhere?"

'...and the Brewery are considering giving you a loyaly card!'

"Get another job? I can't! My breed can only be faithful to one master in a lifetime!"

"I see that there's an excellent sale on diddly-squat at the Zilchtown Mall in Nowheresville, New Jersey."

Twenty-first century baby walker

"Yeah you've always been loyal, so what? You're fired."

How do you like the new suit?

Snowman about melting snowman: 'Just once I'd like to meet someone who isn't a fair weather friend.'

'OK, Mr. Altruism, real fast, name three selling points of loyalty that don't involve food.'

Documentary Proof - A Dog Lost hundreds of feet from home can easily find his way back.

"Money won't make you happy. Real happiness comes from having me as your best friend."

"I know you three wanted the promotion to V.P. However, my dog has been a loyal friend, so he gets the job."

"These days people focus too much on what the job might pay....but what price can you put on 'job satisfaction', on 'commitment'...on 'loyalty'?"

"Foreign wines have ruined me for domestics. I still shop local, but I gripe global."