Chronic Shopper Gifts

Looking for a gift for your favorite chronic shopper? Our collection offers playful, witty, and fun products that acknowledge their endless shopping adventures. From mugs to t-shirts, pillows to prints, find the perfect way to cheer on their unstoppable retail spirit. These gifts make a humorous statement and add a touch of personality to their shopping obsession.

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"I see that there's an excellent sale on diddly-squat at the Zilchtown Mall in Nowheresville, New Jersey."

"I see that there's an excellent sale on diddly-squat at the Zilchtown Mall in Nowheresville, New Jersey." mockup

"I see that there's an excellent sale on diddly-squat at the Zilchtown Mall in Nowheresville, New Jersey."

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Jungle Stores.

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"Let's see. Seuss... Seuss... Here we go. That's a medium box of bagels and lox and a pop on the rocks by seven o' clock."

"Let's see. Seuss... Seuss... Here we go. That's a medium box of bagels and lox and a pop on the rocks by seven o' clock." mockup

"Let's see. Seuss... Seuss... Here we go. That's a medium box of bagels and lox and a pop on the rocks by seven o' clock."

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SERMONS 'R' US - everything for the clergy.

SERMONS 'R' US - everything for the clergy. mockup

SERMONS 'R' US - everything for the clergy.

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'It's amazing! I'm a magician! I can make a weekly wage disappear in four hours!'

'It's amazing! I'm a magician! I can make a weekly wage disappear in four hours!' mockup

'It's amazing! I'm a magician! I can make a weekly wage disappear in four hours!'

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Supermarket Aisles: 'Good for the Environment' and 'Couldn't give a flying F@$#! about the environment!'

Supermarket Aisles: 'Good for the Environment' and 'Couldn't give a flying F@$#! about the environment!' mockup

Supermarket Aisles: 'Good for the Environment' and 'Couldn't give a flying F@$#! about the environment!'

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'I'm home, Honey! Come see what I picked up at the Farmers Market!'

'I'm home, Honey! Come see what I picked up at the Farmers Market!' mockup

'I'm home, Honey! Come see what I picked up at the Farmers Market!'

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"They weren't doing a two for one on moisturisers, low fat yogurt or muesli then!!"

"They weren't doing a two for one on moisturisers, low fat yogurt or muesli then!!" mockup

"They weren't doing a two for one on moisturisers, low fat yogurt or muesli then!!"

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Clown in supermarket looking at a tin of Canned Laughter.

Clown in supermarket looking at a tin of Canned Laughter. mockup

Clown in supermarket looking at a tin of Canned Laughter.

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Cash Rebate

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Maze Leading to a Cheese Shop

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"Honey, we can order the new car! Here comes our best customer again!"

"Honey, we can order the new car! Here comes our best customer again!" mockup

"Honey, we can order the new car! Here comes our best customer again!"

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How do you like the new suit?

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It took the members of the seance almost 2 hours to make contact with Muriel but it was worth it."

It took the members of the seance almost 2 hours to make contact with Muriel but it was worth it." mockup

It took the members of the seance almost 2 hours to make contact with Muriel but it was worth it."

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"Sales of our festive toilet cleaner have gone through the floor...it makes you worry that people have forgotten what the festive season is ALL ABOUT!"

"Sales of our festive toilet cleaner have gone through the floor...it makes you worry that people have forgotten what the festive season is ALL ABOUT!"

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Complaints (just kidding).

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White Sale

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'What do you mean, you forgot where you parked. You've been shopping online.'

'What do you mean, you forgot where you parked. You've been shopping online.' mockup

'What do you mean, you forgot where you parked. You've been shopping online.'

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"We have no specials today, Ma'am. 'Cyber Monday' means robots are taking the orders."

"We have no specials today, Ma'am. 'Cyber Monday' means robots are taking the orders." mockup

"We have no specials today, Ma'am. 'Cyber Monday' means robots are taking the orders."

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Last minute gift ideas

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Hairnet for your tortoise? Certainly, sir, what size and colour?

Hairnet for your tortoise? Certainly, sir, what size and colour? mockup

Hairnet for your tortoise? Certainly, sir, what size and colour?

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"What 'Do-not-knock' list?"

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'Dear, if the GPS can't find your nutritional yeast flakes, how can I?'

'Dear, if the GPS can't find your nutritional yeast flakes, how can I?' mockup

'Dear, if the GPS can't find your nutritional yeast flakes, how can I?'

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'Come on, Raymond, we haven't reached our credit limit yet!'

'Come on, Raymond, we haven't reached our credit limit yet!' mockup

'Come on, Raymond, we haven't reached our credit limit yet!'

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Saving the planet

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sale on paradigm shifts.

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Which magazine?

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'Witch? Best broom buys'

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"Instead of ordering something every day, I ordered it all at one time. I feel less guilty that way."

"Instead of ordering something every day, I ordered it all at one time. I feel less guilty that way." mockup

"Instead of ordering something every day, I ordered it all at one time. I feel less guilty that way."

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Tallit barcode

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He knew it. She was cheating on him again. Buying brand-name products and putting them in bulk containers. You know, just to appear thrifty.

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"I should stop buying shoes."

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Bottled water has no trans fats.

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'What's that you say Flipper ,,,We need to go to the shops and buy more sardines,'

'What's that you say Flipper ,,,We need to go to the shops and buy more sardines,' mockup

'What's that you say Flipper ,,,We need to go to the shops and buy more sardines,'

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Chronic Shopper Gifts Collection

Chronic Shopper Mugs

Discover our range of mugs specially designed for passionate shoppers. Find humorous and witty designs that make every coffee break a retail celebration.

Chronic Shopper Pillows

Explore pillows with witty shopping quotes—great for adding humor and personality to any lounge or bedroom.

Chronic Shopper Prints

Check out our prints that humorously highlight the shopping obsession. Easy to frame and perfect as a gift or personal treat.

Chronic Shopper T-Shirts

Browse our collection of t-shirts for shopping enthusiasts. Fun, stylish, and perfect for showcasing their love of retail therapy.