Creative Shopper Gifts

"Let's see. Seuss... Seuss... Here we go. That's a medium box of bagels and lox and a pop on the rocks by seven o' clock."

'What's that you say Flipper ,,,We need to go to the shops and buy more sardines,'

'She's so put together!'

"I think I've found the most comfy jeans."

'These fit just right. Do you have anything too tight?'

'This is too small. Get me a 12...How many times?! I'm a 10 or a 12 on top and a 12 or 14 on the bottom depending on the shop, the cut of the fabric, the ambient air temperature, and the rotation of Pluto...and we always try the 10 first capiche?'

"Are you looking to accentuate or camouflage?"

I thought you said Megson couldn't be bought.

'They've certainly got designs on your purse!'

"The only thing that's not gone up is the pound."

"Amazing! It's the season of me!"

"I always end up buying way more black-truffle honey than I intended."

"It's been hell since you went into animation."

"The Box is bigger, the contents smaller, increased the price and called it improved."

"Perhaps a cozy scarf to go with the hat?"

Latest Greatest Fastest Computer...versus Good Enough.

'She's on the trail of a pair of Jimmy Choo's.'

STRIP Hambone: Expensive repair job

'So the prince and princess lowered their expectations became savvy consumers, then they lived reasonably contented forever after.'

"You want to go shopping in Lisbon? Honey, give me 10 seconds to sign the order to invade Portugal!"

'Do you have any relaxed fit jeans that aren't quite so relaxed?'

'I went to see a personal shopper this afternoon. . . I thought I'd surprise you!'

"They weren't doing a two for one on moisturisers, low fat yogurt or muesli then!!"

Man on Stilts in a Market

Mall of ages

"Pretty label... shiny bottle... I'll take it!"

Guilty Pleasures

'I wish you'd buy another hat!'

"You went to Barneys without me? You slut!"

"I can't believe I spent seven million dollars on tights."

'Going into business sale' at a jeweler's.

'Try and look skint-here comes my boss!'

"Most of it is the same, but if you look here you'll see that the price is twice as big"