Serious Shopper Gifts

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A women in a shoeshop.

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

"I shop, therefore I am."

"Sorry sir - the self-propelling pencils have all just walked out..."

"Yes, it's nice my husband has hoarded a fortune, but it would be nicer if he would let me spend some of it though..."

I thought you said Megson couldn't be bought.

Goldilocks and the seventeen black shoulder bags

"Let's see. Seuss... Seuss... Here we go. That's a medium box of bagels and lox and a pop on the rocks by seven o' clock."

"The only thing that's not gone up is the pound."

"No, we can't get you a new toy every time we go shopping."

"Store policy is that I need a note from your wife."

'We don't know what it is but it was in the sale so we thought we'd better get one before they sold out.'

A young couple selects items from a shop.

"The Box is bigger, the contents smaller, increased the price and called it improved."

"'IF modom decides to change it' - don't you mean WHEN??"

"Yes, but I'll know it's a recliner."

"If at first you don't succeed, buy, buy again."

Holiday Sales: The Starting Line

'Let's go and make some unfunded spending committments.'

'Tom will coordinate our pre-holiday point-of-purchase displays and Mark will coordinate our post holiday point-of-return displays.'

Hips may appear larger than they actually are.

Latest Greatest Fastest Computer...versus Good Enough.

It was a good chance to get together and talk shop.

Shampoo and Salad Dressing.

"I'll throw in a few extra pinstripes."

'Do you have this in a smaller size?'

"Consumer confidence remains high as long as we keep them distracted buying stuff."

'I've got it written down...'

STRIP Hambone: Expensive repair job

'It's amazing! I'm a magician! I can make a weekly wage disappear in four hours!'

Self-Checkout.

'So the prince and princess lowered their expectations became savvy consumers, then they lived reasonably contented forever after.'

"I'll try them on at home. You can just return what doesn't fit."