Selective Shopper Gifts

Large Salmon in a fishmonger's

Cut Price

A women in a shoeshop.

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

"Sorry sir - the self-propelling pencils have all just walked out..."

"I shop, therefore I am."

"It's black, but it's not New York black."

I thought you said Megson couldn't be bought.

"Yes, it's nice my husband has hoarded a fortune, but it would be nicer if he would let me spend some of it though..."

Goldilocks and the seventeen black shoulder bags

"The only thing that's not gone up is the pound."

'We don't know what it is but it was in the sale so we thought we'd better get one before they sold out.'

A young couple selects items from a shop.

"The Box is bigger, the contents smaller, increased the price and called it improved."

"'IF modom decides to change it' - don't you mean WHEN??"

Customer Convention

Hips may appear larger than they actually are.

"If at first you don't succeed, buy, buy again."

'Let's go and make some unfunded spending committments.'

'Tom will coordinate our pre-holiday point-of-purchase displays and Mark will coordinate our post holiday point-of-return displays.'

It was a good chance to get together and talk shop.

'Do you have this in a smaller size?'

'It's amazing! I'm a magician! I can make a weekly wage disappear in four hours!'

"I'll try them on at home. You can just return what doesn't fit."

'So the prince and princess lowered their expectations became savvy consumers, then they lived reasonably contented forever after.'

Self-Checkout.

STRIP Hambone: Expensive repair job

'But I think shopping three times a week is more than enough exercise!'

Irregulars

"Most of my consumerism is self-taught."

"You might say I'm middle-of-the-road. I'd buy a fur coat but I wouldn't buy a Japanese fur coat."

"Come back to bed. You know sleep deprivation lowers your sales resistance."

"You want to go shopping in Lisbon? Honey, give me 10 seconds to sign the order to invade Portugal!"

'In the war against full price, we are winning...'

Man on Stilts in a Market