Faithful Elders Gifts

Elderly religious cleric takes stair lift up the temple.

'Dewey! Grandpa's stuck again. Give him a couple of whacks upside the head.'

"O young, naive one...you must know the golden rule of the kitchen. To avoid the mother of all disrespects...never criticize the cooking of a family elder."

"You say I can move mountains? Right now,it's all I can do to turn over a new leaf!"

Father

"Seminary didn't prepare me for this."

Christian and Born again Christian...

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"We missed you at church Sunday."

"Giving is down at the church, so we are charging an entrance fee."

Couple beyond prayer - need divine intervention.

Minister Starts at a New Church

Interfaith dialogue

Men's Prayer Group.

"Seminary didn't prepare me for this."

'I really do feel empowered. I should've joined a gang years ago.'

'You may be serving Him up there, but don't forget...I'm boss down here.'

Coventry Carol

'I thought about leaving once, but I couldn't quit the habit.'

"Awkward!"

Buster got religion in the pound and now works with other bad dogs.

"I just stood up and nothing hurt... Am I dead?"

"I didn't say, 'Simon says'..."

Praying.

Elderly tightrope walker.

"The baptism is Sunday, and not a moment too soon, I might add."

Pray now - Go later.

'I had to have my pacemaker readjusted since I asked Jesus into my heart.'

Praying monk with steeple hands.

"Face it, Dear, we're in a desperate battle with gravity...and it's winning!"

"We are currently experiencing a high volume of calls but your prayer is important to us so please stay on the line and one of our ....."

Priest Leaves Cross in Beggars Hat.

Where a family should point to when it needs help.

Pope Francis prays for the missing 43 Mexican students

Old man talking about how his attitude to politics has changed with age