Faithful Elders Gifts

Elderly religious cleric takes stair lift up the temple.

"O young, naive one...you must know the golden rule of the kitchen. To avoid the mother of all disrespects...never criticize the cooking of a family elder."

'Dewey! Grandpa's stuck again. Give him a couple of whacks upside the head.'

"You say I can move mountains? Right now,it's all I can do to turn over a new leaf!"

Christian and Born again Christian...

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"We missed you at church Sunday."

"Seminary didn't prepare me for this."

Father

"Giving is down at the church, so we are charging an entrance fee."

Couple beyond prayer - need divine intervention.

Minister Starts at a New Church

Interfaith dialogue

"Seminary didn't prepare me for this."

Men's Prayer Group.

'I really do feel empowered. I should've joined a gang years ago.'

'I thought about leaving once, but I couldn't quit the habit.'

Coventry Carol

'You may be serving Him up there, but don't forget...I'm boss down here.'

Buster got religion in the pound and now works with other bad dogs.

"I just stood up and nothing hurt... Am I dead?"

Praying.

Elderly tightrope walker.

"The baptism is Sunday, and not a moment too soon, I might add."

Pray now - Go later.

Praying monk with steeple hands.

'I had to have my pacemaker readjusted since I asked Jesus into my heart.'

"Face it, Dear, we're in a desperate battle with gravity...and it's winning!"

"We are currently experiencing a high volume of calls but your prayer is important to us so please stay on the line and one of our ....."

Priest Leaves Cross in Beggars Hat.

Where a family should point to when it needs help.

Pope Francis prays for the missing 43 Mexican students

Old man talking about how his attitude to politics has changed with age

"It's tough identifying as a trinity. . . when only gatherings of two are permitted in public."