Faithful Executive Gifts

Man prays: 'Lord help me to be humble, and I want that by 10am Monday.'

Christian and Born again Christian...

'Sorry mate. Your church doesn't meet the minimum building code.'

Boy in toy car talking on phone.

"I was a stockbroker first, but when I realized how much time I spent praying, I figured, what the heck?"

"I've accepted him as my personal trainer."

'Interesting. At first, I didn't pick her as dominant.' - Child chairs meeting at Toys Inc.

'Hello, Pastor Parker here. Thank you for calling moral support. Your call may be monitored to ... '

Couple beyond prayer - need divine intervention.

"And the Lord said, 'You know, it takes a ton of money to run a place like this.'"

'And now, concerning the special collection...'

Minister Starts at a New Church

'I bet he gets a better rate of interest than me!'

Monks play conkers with crucifix

Men's Prayer Group.

The mobile -priest was keen to use modern technology to 'keep in touch' with his parishioners!

Wall St Baptist: 'Life is exactly like the stock market exchange and we each have our own portfolio to manage.'

'I really do feel empowered. I should've joined a gang years ago.'

'I know we're laying up treasures in Heaven, but I still think you should talk to the Church Board about your pension,'

Jesus swept.

Arrow Church

"Our founder was a real joker. That's the first silver dollar he ever glued to the floor."

'I thought about leaving once, but I couldn't quit the habit.'

"Now remember, after this anointing you need to return every 3 months or 3000 miles."

Man at important looking desk lined with quill pens gets ready to shoot one at a dartboard on his wall.

'Could I get back to you on that one? My broker says my stock went back up!'

'You may be serving Him up there, but don't forget...I'm boss down here.'

God's lil' fix-it shop.

Power and the Glory tools

How to Succeed in Business - Strategy 2: Build relationships at the highest level.

'A wonderful sermon, father; I liked the part about a time to sew and a time to reap. When would you say I should cover the naked December calls I sold last month?'

Insurance Company representative with rabbi to lawyer and client: 'I brought hiim along to assure you we would negotiate in good faith.'

'Well, he's back from tech support.'

"Yes, this is Mr. Kalen in Room 1510 – would you send up an Android version of the Gideon Bible?"

The Stock Market Giveth. . . The Stock Market Taketh Away.