Faith Discussion Gifts

"That's not his real name, of course. His real name is Yeshua. It was translated into Greek as 'Içsous'. Then English translators misspelled it as 'Jesus'. Christians have been saying it wrong ever since...... ...I'm sorry to interrupt you. You were

"What's that mark on your arm, Mama?"

5pm Happy Hour. 6pm discussion: what is true happiness?

"Trust me Jesus, if you want to make a bigger impact work on being seeker friendly."

'I'm a vegetarian.' - 'If it's so wrong to eat animals, why are they made out of meat?'

'She knew we'd try to talk her-out of it.'

"You can't offend me. I never mix religion or politics with reality."

"Leave it you guys! We have this EVERY-SINGLE-TIME we go anywhere!!"

"This'll show the Theology Department."

"Nonsense - we're far less religious than you are."

'No, you can't turn your vegetables into bio-fuel.'

"So which bit do you think was 'nature' and which 'nurture'?"

If there were no religion...s

'What did you say? 'The light is nothing but an ordinary streetlamp'? Oh no! My own son is an atheist??!'

"Even Voldemort wouldn't drown a whole planet."

Happy Everything

Carl thought Jesus was the answer...

"Any church that requires a fire hydrant is admitting it's a fraud."

'Mr.Shumway here is our visiting ethicist.'

"Welcome to tonight's panel on interfaith humour."

Women outside church, "well I don't like the way he's leaning towards Rome."

Woke Christmas - Consent form hanging next to a bunch of mistletoe.

'As an atheist, are you not even a little worried about suffering God's wrath?'

Bento XVI.

Divine Rivalry

It's time again for my 'State-of-the-family' address.

"Sorry, my mind was wandering. Were we arguing about politics, religion or emoji misuse?"

"Hi there! - Would you mind if I come in and talk about the Devil..?"

'What proof do we have there is a DOG?'

Christian church steeple show jewish star in shadow

'We've saved a fortune relocating our children to Asia...'

"'Shake well. Settling is normal.' I feel better and I haven't even taken it."

I hear you're an atheist now. It's the thing to be. What about me? What about you? I have the power to destroy you. So. I am your god! Rethinking position.

The Miracle of the Tornado

"Love, compassion, forgiveness- those are very christian values" "For all we know I might have been a christain in a previous life"