Faith-based Funny Pillows

Priest Leaves Cross in Beggars Hat.

'Holy-Kanoly' makes his infamous 'Leap-of-Faith' jump.

"You call this a constitution?"

"OMG, LOL!"

"I certainly trust this meal is kosher."

Dogma

"You say I can move mountains? Right now,it's all I can do to turn over a new leaf!"

'It's good to see you, Mr. McWit, but you do realize that today is neither Christmas or Easter?'

'Well, there go all MY plans....'

Community church - the home of religion lite - Sermon: 'Atheism? You may be right!'

United Church of OMG

"Since we now have a leaking roof problem, it might be a good time to schedule baptisms."

Paul was Generally Considered the Cutest Apostle

'Number three?', 'This is NOT a quiz!'

"Bit big for a cherub, isn't it, Brother Ignatious?"

"Dearly beloved, and others..."

A woman in prayer

'Turn the other cheek, reverend.'

"I was kind of hoping just to tell them what they want to hear...."

"...I'll send you for an amniocentesis."

Male On Sunday

Excommunicate Me.

"I've got dominion, I've got dominion..."

Pope Kimba XXIII.

'Still no money, but a lot more IOU's than usual!'

"Holy moly!"

"Excuse me, Father...is the host gluten-free?"

Vicar prays for money for church repairs.

"He's highly qualified to be our new associate pastor but he wants all weekends and holidays off - the same days I want off."

'Are you putting on your Sunday Best, Felix?'

"I like what you have here but the title seems a little pushy."

"You have a divine right - and the left isn't bad either."