Faith-based Funny Gifts

Priest Leaves Cross in Beggars Hat.

'Holy-Kanoly' makes his infamous 'Leap-of-Faith' jump.

"You call this a constitution?"

"OMG, LOL!"

Dogma

"I certainly trust this meal is kosher."

"You say I can move mountains? Right now,it's all I can do to turn over a new leaf!"

'It's good to see you, Mr. McWit, but you do realize that today is neither Christmas or Easter?'

'Well, there go all MY plans....'

United Church of OMG

Community church - the home of religion lite - Sermon: 'Atheism? You may be right!'

"Since we now have a leaking roof problem, it might be a good time to schedule baptisms."

Paul was Generally Considered the Cutest Apostle

'Number three?', 'This is NOT a quiz!'

"I was kind of hoping just to tell them what they want to hear...."

"Dearly beloved, and others..."

A woman in prayer

"Bit big for a cherub, isn't it, Brother Ignatious?"

'Turn the other cheek, reverend.'

Om and Ommer

"...I'll send you for an amniocentesis."

"Holy moly!"

"I've got dominion, I've got dominion..."

"Excuse me, Father...is the host gluten-free?"

"I like what you have here but the title seems a little pushy."

"His name is Jonah. Are you sure you haven't seen him?"

Male On Sunday

Excommunicate Me.

Vicar prays for money for church repairs.

Pope Kimba XXIII.

'He may be the Messiah, but he's no Springsteen.'

'Are you putting on your Sunday Best, Felix?'

"He's highly qualified to be our new associate pastor but he wants all weekends and holidays off - the same days I want off."

'Still no money, but a lot more IOU's than usual!'

"You have a divine right - and the left isn't bad either."