Fairyland Escapist Gifts

"This is so awkward! I never should've had that fling with the tooth fairy."

"Ahhh... close enough."

'Relax, it's just like riding a rollercoaster.'

Cake Escape

"Sold For sale Ellie Kopp 1-800-238-7463 Yaffle Realty Stop renting. Buy your boot from a boot."

Last Chance For Reality

Anywhere but here

'Let's get a kitty.'

'Do you ever just feel like getting away from it all?'

"How to deal with weeds."

Stress Prison - The fictional jail you imagine being sent to so you can catch up with Netflix and reading.

City Dog - 'Big trouble - haven't seen a fire hydrant in hours!'

'Get me the coast.'

'You're so sophisticated and witty...and muscular...do you work out? Why, yes, I'd love to come back to your place.'

"I don't think there's enough vodka for another week in Canada."

Sleeping Tiger

Zoo Employees

'You're gonna build a 'man cave' over younder in the forest..? Is that what you're saying Mr Adams??'

Crane arm is lowering to pick up man in the telephone box next to arcade game.

"I've half a mind to protest."

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Hunting - No. III

'I'm self isolating, you idiot!'

'Trust me, using this cheap perfume to mask our scents is going to confuse the hounds...'

Forget what the warden says. If we try to please everyone, we'll end up with an escape plan that pleases no one.

"Your mind is not in your work...you're probably having one of your little tropical fantasies."

'Not Andy. He'd rather do anything than go on the family vacation.'

'Truthfully, I never wanted the world to beat a path to my door.'

"How would you feel about a little place in the city, just to get away from all the hunting and gathering?"

Yet another family that decided to drop everything and follow The Grateful Dead around for a while.

Ramblers Association

Man escaping from his scolding wife by inhaling ether

"No man is an island, but I come pretty damn close."

'No offense, but your design of our pop-up may have a few flaws.'