Fairyland Escapist Pillows

"This is so awkward! I never should've had that fling with the tooth fairy."

"Ahhh... close enough."

'Relax, it's just like riding a rollercoaster.'

Cake Escape

Anywhere but here

Last Chance For Reality

"Sold For sale Ellie Kopp 1-800-238-7463 Yaffle Realty Stop renting. Buy your boot from a boot."

'Let's get a kitty.'

'Do you ever just feel like getting away from it all?'

Young Houdini

"How to deal with weeds."

Stress Prison - The fictional jail you imagine being sent to so you can catch up with Netflix and reading.

City Dog - 'Big trouble - haven't seen a fire hydrant in hours!'

'Get me the coast.'

"I had a dream about a huge flaming rock falling from the sky! What do you think it means?"

'To attract the most talented spies we're changing our package . . . to jammie dodgers and a gobstopper.'

'You're so sophisticated and witty...and muscular...do you work out? Why, yes, I'd love to come back to your place.'

"I don't think there's enough vodka for another week in Canada."

Zoo Employees

Crane arm is lowering to pick up man in the telephone box next to arcade game.

Sleeping Tiger

'You're gonna build a 'man cave' over younder in the forest..? Is that what you're saying Mr Adams??'

"I've half a mind to protest."

'Trust me, using this cheap perfume to mask our scents is going to confuse the hounds...'

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Hunting - No. III

Forget what the warden says. If we try to please everyone, we'll end up with an escape plan that pleases no one.

'Not Andy. He'd rather do anything than go on the family vacation.'

'I'm self isolating, you idiot!'

"Your mind is not in your work...you're probably having one of your little tropical fantasies."

'Truthfully, I never wanted the world to beat a path to my door.'

"How would you feel about a little place in the city, just to get away from all the hunting and gathering?"

Yet another family that decided to drop everything and follow The Grateful Dead around for a while.

Man escaping from his scolding wife by inhaling ether

"No man is an island, but I come pretty damn close."

Ramblers Association