Dungeon Escapist Gifts

Execution Practise

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

Second lifeReal life.

'Don't you have a better escape plan than that?'

Anywhere but here

Last Chance For Reality

Houdini attempts to escape a relationship.

'Let's get a kitty.'

Wow. A corner office at last

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'You're so sophisticated and witty...and muscular...do you work out? Why, yes, I'd love to come back to your place.'

"I had a dream about a huge flaming rock falling from the sky! What do you think it means?"

'Oh, you know, the usual...just working.'

Stress Prison - The fictional jail you imagine being sent to so you can catch up with Netflix and reading.

Why do you hate blockbuster movies? Why do you hate documentaries? I don't. I love spending two hours watching the very life I'm trying to escape. Oooh, fun, bittersweet insights into the complexities of living in modern life. Document this! My camera lens isn't wide enough.

Zoo Employees

"He went that-a-way." (snail escapes).

Sleeping Tiger

Man opens front door to find he's up in clouds.

"I've half a mind to protest."

Message in a bottle.

Early Goths.

'Give it a rest, will you? -- We're ALL bored!'

"Do you have any video games that would help reduce my role as a father?"

'If you keep running away, son, you'll never make it through your formative years.'

Liking the Exit.

Virtual Reality Check

"I have no problem with reality. It's just the occasional intrusion of gritty realism that I hate."

'A lovely area, but not enough waiters!'

Sometimes you wanna go where nobody knows your name

Don Quixote

The anti-social network: 'In other words, you want to help the internet blow itself up.'

Maybe it wasn't the best idea to put a climbing wall in the exercise yard.

'I hope this new found friendship wanes before the mating season.'

'Maybe you're a 'man on a deserted island' cliche because you want to be a man on a deserted island cliche.'