Fairy Tale Affectionados Gifts

"Space junk is falling! Space junk is falling!"

Sitting in a tree

"Why is there so much emphasis put on our stupid race?" "I think people are more interested in it as a metaphor than as an actual race." "Slow and steady wins the race, that sort of thing." "That would explain why I always lose..." "Bartender, another please." "Maybe you should slow down." "You never learn do you?"

They don't feed the animals in here very well, do they!

Valentine Day

'All cats have four legs. I have four legs. Therefore, I am a cat.'

Love Birds love just being together

"Uh-oh - climate change."

'Thanks for inviting me round to watch tv. Where is it?'

'Well, migration is just a change of scenery really, as all our friends and family come too...'

You just keep giving.

"Dear Diary: Today I picked a peck of pickled peppers."

'So he eats the odd secretary now and then. He's our top actuary and I intend to make him a partner.'

"On the other hand, his bedside manner is impeccable."

A small heart within a big heart.

Two cats making a heart shape with their tails

'A corsage! How sweet of you!! It's delicious!!! '

Eating raw cake mix.

The balance of power shifted when sparky figured out how to use the laser pointer.

Fairy Godmother

"And, because a princess can't be forced to testify against her prince, they lived happily ever after."

'Made your point.'

"I've just been gazumped!"

Man and Tree - I need a hug.

'My cat is very unpredictable. I never know when he's going to ignore me.'

'Uh oh, looks like he had a tough day at the office: Let's jump around to cheer him up...'

It's so nice to meet someone with a porpoise in life.

'It's not laziness, its stress management.'

'According to this book, goldfish have a 3 second memory...'

'My next of kin? †My wicked stepmother, I guess.'

'The time to really worry is when credit's not even crunchy!'

Love Mix Ups.

Fables for the Tiger Mom.

'Treason!'

Dogs With Balloons Tied to Ears