Fairy Tale Affectionados Prints

"Space junk is falling! Space junk is falling!"

"Why is there so much emphasis put on our stupid race?" "I think people are more interested in it as a metaphor than as an actual race." "Slow and steady wins the race, that sort of thing." "That would explain why I always lose..." "Bartender, another please." "Maybe you should slow down." "You never learn do you?"

Sitting in a tree

They don't feed the animals in here very well, do they!

Valentine Day

Once upon a time and a half. Buick and the Beast.

'All cats have four legs. I have four legs. Therefore, I am a cat.'

"Uh-oh - climate change."

'Thanks for inviting me round to watch tv. Where is it?'

Love Birds love just being together

'Well, migration is just a change of scenery really, as all our friends and family come too...'

You just keep giving.

"Dear Diary: Today I picked a peck of pickled peppers."

'So he eats the odd secretary now and then. He's our top actuary and I intend to make him a partner.'

Two cats making a heart shape with their tails

"On the other hand, his bedside manner is impeccable."

A small heart within a big heart.

'A corsage! How sweet of you!! It's delicious!!! '

Fairy Godmother

Eating raw cake mix.

The balance of power shifted when sparky figured out how to use the laser pointer.

"And, because a princess can't be forced to testify against her prince, they lived happily ever after."

'Made your point.'

'My cat is very unpredictable. I never know when he's going to ignore me.'

Man and Tree - I need a hug.

"I've just been gazumped!"

'Uh oh, looks like he had a tough day at the office: Let's jump around to cheer him up...'

It's so nice to meet someone with a porpoise in life.

'It's not laziness, its stress management.'

'According to this book, goldfish have a 3 second memory...'

'My next of kin? †My wicked stepmother, I guess.'

'The time to really worry is when credit's not even crunchy!'

Fables for the Tiger Mom.

Hopelessly devoted to you.

Love Mix Ups.