Fairytale Affectionado Prints

'Do you want me to scour the kingdom for the girl who owns this shoe sire?'

They don't feed the animals in here very well, do they!

"And there was I thinking you'd been Beta tested."

"Do you do much walking?"

'All cats have four legs. I have four legs. Therefore, I am a cat.'

"Uh-oh - climate change."

'Well, migration is just a change of scenery really, as all our friends and family come too...'

"Dear Diary: Today I picked a peck of pickled peppers."

'So he eats the odd secretary now and then. He's our top actuary and I intend to make him a partner.'

"On the other hand, his bedside manner is impeccable."

Two cats making a heart shape with their tails

Alderman shocked at a proposal to pull down Temple Bar

The balance of power shifted when sparky figured out how to use the laser pointer.

Eating raw cake mix.

'Made your point.'

'My cat is very unpredictable. I never know when he's going to ignore me.'

"I've just been gazumped!"

'Uh oh, looks like he had a tough day at the office: Let's jump around to cheer him up...'

It's so nice to meet someone with a porpoise in life.

'It's not laziness, its stress management.'

'According to this book, goldfish have a 3 second memory...'

'The time to really worry is when credit's not even crunchy!'

'Treason!'

Dogs With Balloons Tied to Ears

"Puppy love."

'I admire your endurance Frank, but the answer is still no.'

'My yellow rabbits, I bring you... DRESSING!'

No, Ernie, a promise to not prosecute any cattle would not provide the type of herd immunity they're talking about.

Best guess, nuclear war or the French football camp!

'I was going for gold, but I'm afraid all I could manage was bronze!'

Cow looks confused at his toilet Christmas present.

"We go to Stockholm, we accept our, prize, and then I never want to see your ugly mug again!"

"Space junk is falling! Space junk is falling!"

'Something is missing.'

The Ethel Mormon Tabernacle Choir