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"Space junk is falling! Space junk is falling!"

"Why is there so much emphasis put on our stupid race?" "I think people are more interested in it as a metaphor than as an actual race." "Slow and steady wins the race, that sort of thing." "That would explain why I always lose..." "Bartender, another please." "Maybe you should slow down." "You never learn do you?"

Sitting in a tree

They don't feed the animals in here very well, do they!

Valentine Day

Once upon a time and a half. Buick and the Beast.

'All cats have four legs. I have four legs. Therefore, I am a cat.'

"Uh-oh - climate change."

'Thanks for inviting me round to watch tv. Where is it?'

Love Birds love just being together

'Well, migration is just a change of scenery really, as all our friends and family come too...'

You just keep giving.

"Dear Diary: Today I picked a peck of pickled peppers."

'So he eats the odd secretary now and then. He's our top actuary and I intend to make him a partner.'

Two cats making a heart shape with their tails

"On the other hand, his bedside manner is impeccable."

A small heart within a big heart.

'A corsage! How sweet of you!! It's delicious!!! '

Fairy Godmother

Eating raw cake mix.

The balance of power shifted when sparky figured out how to use the laser pointer.

"And, because a princess can't be forced to testify against her prince, they lived happily ever after."

'Made your point.'

'My cat is very unpredictable. I never know when he's going to ignore me.'

Man and Tree - I need a hug.

"I've just been gazumped!"

'Uh oh, looks like he had a tough day at the office: Let's jump around to cheer him up...'

It's so nice to meet someone with a porpoise in life.

'It's not laziness, its stress management.'

'According to this book, goldfish have a 3 second memory...'

'My next of kin? †My wicked stepmother, I guess.'

'The time to really worry is when credit's not even crunchy!'

Fables for the Tiger Mom.

Hopelessly devoted to you.

Love Mix Ups.