Fairy Light Fan Gifts

Christmas tree with wadded up lights.

"I wonder why our lights have dimmed?"

"Go ahead and eat her, she's a pain in the a**."

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

Champagne

Here be dragons.

Advocado

'If I told you what I wished for, you'd probably slap me.'

"Why didn't one of the bears just call 9-1-1 and have that girl arrested for trespassing?"

"Well, that one got away."

Igor hesitated - "You give me that silly old brain, and i'll give you these magic beans!"

'You were right Doc: Jumping over the monn did boost my self esteem!'

'You're doing a play in kindergarten?'

"Tonight I'm getting together with pals to sit around and croak."

'You were great at 'Daniel in the Lion's Den!' -- I'd sure like to hear you do 'The Three Little Pigs' sometime!'

'I'm retiring soon and looking for something more comfortable...like a loafer.'

'Actually, there's no interview necessary. Just pull out the sword and the job's yours.'

'Of course it's safe. It has no preservatives, no additives, no artificial coloring...'

'Don't touch that tooth, dad. I'm expecting the tooth fairy at any moment.'

Masquerade

Bathroom Fairy

'What can you wish for?!... Oh, I don't know... Infinite wealth, beautiful women throwing themselves at your feet, fame and admiration, perhaps?... But, don't let me influence you.'

"Don't worry your majesty, they can't see you, this is a one way mirror."

A Witch Consults Her Magic Mirror

'I suppose you think that's funny.'

Storm in a magic lamp.

'It was romantic before we had kids. Build some stairs.'

Astronaut finds used firework on the moon.

'The roof needs icing.'

'He said he won't give me a new heart unless I change my lifestyle.'

"At a certain point, I bring them back."