Fairy Light Fan Prints

Christmas tree with wadded up lights.

"I wonder why our lights have dimmed?"

"Go ahead and eat her, she's a pain in the a**."

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

Champagne

Here be dragons.

Advocado

"Well, that one got away."

'If I told you what I wished for, you'd probably slap me.'

"Why didn't one of the bears just call 9-1-1 and have that girl arrested for trespassing?"

Igor hesitated - "You give me that silly old brain, and i'll give you these magic beans!"

'Awesome mummy costume!' 'I'm a pirate! Some kids just TPed me...'

'You were right Doc: Jumping over the monn did boost my self esteem!'

'You're doing a play in kindergarten?'

"Tonight I'm getting together with pals to sit around and croak."

'You were great at 'Daniel in the Lion's Den!' -- I'd sure like to hear you do 'The Three Little Pigs' sometime!'

"The whole time we were dating, he kept saying, 'You can't catch me, I'm the Gingerbread Man!"

'I'm retiring soon and looking for something more comfortable...like a loafer.'

'Actually, there's no interview necessary. Just pull out the sword and the job's yours.'

'Of course it's safe. It has no preservatives, no additives, no artificial coloring...'

Masquerade

'Don't touch that tooth, dad. I'm expecting the tooth fairy at any moment.'

'I suppose you think that's funny.'

Storm in a magic lamp.

'It was romantic before we had kids. Build some stairs.'

"I knew we'd eventually catch him. He can't run and run as fast as he once did."

Astronaut finds used firework on the moon.

"Rapunzel's gone punk."

Once upon a time and a half. Buick and the Beast.

"Don't worry your majesty, they can't see you, this is a one way mirror."

Bathroom Fairy

'What can you wish for?!... Oh, I don't know... Infinite wealth, beautiful women throwing themselves at your feet, fame and admiration, perhaps?... But, don't let me influence you.'

A Witch Consults Her Magic Mirror

'The roof needs icing.'

'He said he won't give me a new heart unless I change my lifestyle.'