Fluffy Feather Fan Prints

'The workday comes to an end at the Audubon Society.'

Christmas tree with wadded up lights.

'So, what do you think of my first attempt at making homemade beer?'

'Oh, it's a long, long time...From here to November...'

Pet a Puppy

Owner Looks Like Poodle.

"Bailiff."

"Fleas talk about their life aboard cats..."

Kensington Fluffies

Why Poodles Become Killers

"Do you think the birds like me?"

'Filby, we've decided to accept your suggestion for air conditioning!'

"What we have here is a severe case of over-growing."

'I've decided to put off college, and hitchhike around the cat.'

'I was wondering if you could take this box of squirrels and make something cool with them, like a wolf?'

It bag and no knickers!

Master of the Universe meets the sugar plumb fairies

"Don't worry, your sudden urge to dance is perfectly natural, a combination of instinct and hormones kicking in. . ."

And the crowd goes wild—except for Mary, because she wasn't paying attention.

'...Pack your bags. When we get indside, we're moving to the cat.'

"Unlike the case for dogs, the people that cats own don't grow to look like them. I mean, seriously, what human could look as good as this?"

Begin by removing all surplus mud.

Birdwatchers making each other playlists

Succeed.

Humming Bird's Hum.

'The woman who crossed the street when she say Marmaduke. . . I think she was his groomer.'

Bird sees coo coo bird emerge from birdhouse

'How do they know it's breakfast time? It's your garden clock, birdbrain!'

'I think he wants a larger cage.'

Bird grows leaves.

"Whoa, pixie... you call that a beak? I've seen a bigger wingspan on a moth! Were you hatched from an egg or did you pop out of a peanut..." "I hate mockingbirds."

'You keep out of this!'

'I can't keep a secret, either!'

'Which species do you think was in there previously?' (Birdwatchers buying a cuckoo clock).

Ken Dodd