Fluffy Feather Fan Pillows

'The workday comes to an end at the Audubon Society.'

Christmas tree with wadded up lights.

'Oh, it's a long, long time...From here to November...'

'So, what do you think of my first attempt at making homemade beer?'

Pet a Puppy

Owner Looks Like Poodle.

"Bailiff."

Why Poodles Become Killers

"Do you think the birds like me?"

"Fleas talk about their life aboard cats..."

Kensington Fluffies

'Filby, we've decided to accept your suggestion for air conditioning!'

"What we have here is a severe case of over-growing."

'I've decided to put off college, and hitchhike around the cat.'

Master of the Universe meets the sugar plumb fairies

And the crowd goes wild—except for Mary, because she wasn't paying attention.

'I was wondering if you could take this box of squirrels and make something cool with them, like a wolf?'

It bag and no knickers!

"Don't worry, your sudden urge to dance is perfectly natural, a combination of instinct and hormones kicking in. . ."

Birdwatchers making each other playlists

'...Pack your bags. When we get indside, we're moving to the cat.'

'The woman who crossed the street when she say Marmaduke. . . I think she was his groomer.'

"Unlike the case for dogs, the people that cats own don't grow to look like them. I mean, seriously, what human could look as good as this?"

'How do they know it's breakfast time? It's your garden clock, birdbrain!'

Begin by removing all surplus mud.

Bird sees coo coo bird emerge from birdhouse

Humming Bird's Hum.

Succeed.

"Whoa, pixie... you call that a beak? I've seen a bigger wingspan on a moth! Were you hatched from an egg or did you pop out of a peanut..." "I hate mockingbirds."

'I think he wants a larger cage.'

Bird grows leaves.

'I can't keep a secret, either!'

'You keep out of this!'

'Which species do you think was in there previously?' (Birdwatchers buying a cuckoo clock).