Fairground Worker Pillows

"Two ride limit, Mr. President."

'I'll call you back, I've got the Police behind me!'

'Arthur loves his new job with the fairground - gets a company car as well.'

Southwark Fair.

"What sorcery be this? Thine castle is bouncy!"

Big Hank's shooting gallery.

'Call me in the morning. In the afternoon, I'm out in the field.'

'Okay, on the count of three we fight back. One. . . Two. . .'

"Head for the carrousel! It's our only chance!"

"I'm not old enough to drive yet, but mom says this is good practice."

Job Safety - Hardhat.

"Come to think of it, I can't think of the last time I saw a monarch around here."

"Dad, can we please just buy a week wacker?"

Narcissist in the tunnel of love.

'It's a good source of calcium and contains plenty of flabonoids.'

"That's the Bronco Whisperer. He'll have that wild stallion broken in a day or two."

A fairground attraction

Whack A Soul.

'Two please-and I mean TWO boats!'

"Is there anybody there?"

"Trust me, darling. It was only a bumper car ride. I promise, it won't affect your no claims bonus."

Tunnel of Workaholics

'It's nice in a roundabout sort of way.'

Tunnel of Love (Bugs eating each other).

Ride Bucky/Fly U.F.O.

'Damn!...I lost my grip.'

Made in Sweden.

Tunnel of love/Tunne of indifference.

"Is this the queue for Funworld?"

'Oh great, who do you think's gonna have to clean that up.'

"Which tunnel would you like, sir - true, unrequited, puppy, free or unending?"

'I'm pregnant.'

Tunnel of Dove.

Coconut shy...

Pirate at a fairground.