Fairground Worker Mugs

"Two ride limit, Mr. President."

'I'll call you back, I've got the Police behind me!'

'Arthur loves his new job with the fairground - gets a company car as well.'

Southwark Fair.

"What sorcery be this? Thine castle is bouncy!"

Big Hank's shooting gallery.

'Call me in the morning. In the afternoon, I'm out in the field.'

The Scanner Of Love.

'Okay, on the count of three we fight back. One. . . Two. . .'

"I'm not old enough to drive yet, but mom says this is good practice."

"Head for the carrousel! It's our only chance!"

"Come to think of it, I can't think of the last time I saw a monarch around here."

Tunnel of Infatuation

Job Safety - Hardhat.

'It's a good source of calcium and contains plenty of flabonoids.'

Narcissist in the tunnel of love.

"Dad, can we please just buy a week wacker?"

"That's the Bronco Whisperer. He'll have that wild stallion broken in a day or two."

A fairground attraction

Whack A Soul.

"Is there anybody there?"

"Trust me, darling. It was only a bumper car ride. I promise, it won't affect your no claims bonus."

Tunnel of Workaholics

'Two please-and I mean TWO boats!'

'It's nice in a roundabout sort of way.'

Tunnel of Love (Bugs eating each other).

Ride Bucky/Fly U.F.O.

'Damn!...I lost my grip.'

Made in Sweden.

Tunnel of love/Tunne of indifference.

"Which tunnel would you like, sir - true, unrequited, puppy, free or unending?"

'Oh great, who do you think's gonna have to clean that up.'

Tunnel of Dove.

"Hi, it's me. We just landed."

'I'm pregnant.'