Factory Closure Gifts

Retirement day

Claus 2.0

"I'm going to need a little more for the root cause than, who'da thunk."

Polluted geese

Another Turning Point in the Industrial Revolution. Ford Motor Co. On second thought, let's put the cars on the conveyor belt.

Motivation to work

"I fear one day our jobs will be taken over by technology."

'...we have every new employee spend time on our assembly line. Eight hours, no breaks.'

"Somehow, they get exempted from a lot of laws."

'I'm no expert, but I think we're a little behind when it comes to the latest industry technology.'

"We need a union!'

Fragile stamper.

Optical Illusion Supply Company.

"I'm afraid I'll be replaced by a robot at work."

Axle greaseMarine greaseElbow grease .

Time Out For Teddy

Smoking Area. Oh, I don't smoke. I'm just addicted to ten-minute breaks.

'Gerald, it's so nice to see you finally getting closer to your employees.'

From Hunter-Gatherer to Influencer: The Evolution of the Dignity of Labor

"Well, son. . . here your dad makes the famous 'fresh from nature' food!"

Meet the new factory manager.

"One day son, all this will be run by robots."

'The Easter Bunny has started outsourcing to us.'

Robot arm shows charity to a laid off beggar.

'Business is booming.' - at Uncle Bert's Explosives

A new career for George W. Bush: taster in a pretzel factory.

Golden parachutes inc. - 'Our pleas for bail-out funds were ignored.'

'You wiseaces who said, this factory would move to China are wrong! It's moving to India!'

Congratulations Strike Over!

Nuclear waste.

"Before automation how did humans endure work?"

Night-shift entrance

Kentucky Fried Horse

Idle parts

"We're still the same, great company we've always been, only we've ceased to exist."