Eye Exam Reminder Pillows

"P.A.Y.F.O.R.Y.O.U.R.G.L.A.S.S.E.S."

"I've had these glasses since I was a kid, when my doctor told me I'd grow into them..."

"All other letters have been disallowed."

Hospital Departments

'When are you going to admit you need glasses?'

'The other kids at school say I might need glasses, Dad.'

NHS/Private Eye Care.

'No thanks. I'm just squinting...'

'Everyone keeps telling me I need my eyes checked, so here I am!'

'Nicely done. You may have double-vision, but it's 20-20, 20-20.'

"I just want to know if I'm healthy enough for bacon?"

"Ok, now can you read this text from my ex-wife? Because I'm scared to."

"You should have purchased the extended warranty."

You're fine, but we'd like to run some tests on your insurance card.

Oculist.

"You should find your eyesight improving once you remove the false eyelashes."

"I'm afraid you're developing Guac-loma in

',,,and she had the nerve to say I needed new glasses,'

'No you can't take a copy home to prepare for your eye exam next week'

'Now cover the other eye & read the same line.'

"Since you're a lawyer, it will be a bar exam."

'Julie,has anyone told you how beautiful you look today? If so send them in for an eye test straight away!'

"It's beautiful days like this that remind me how much I don't want to get a colonoscopy."

Malcolm realised he might need glasses when he realised his adjustable reading poles couldn't be extended any further.

'And you DROVE here, Mr. Hartwelder?'

'You have inflammation in both eyes but as far as I can see, there's no information behind them.'

"Hey - long time no see. . . !"

'How aout this one? Better or worse?'

"Well, looks like it's time for eyeglasses."

"For God's sake, Mr. Danvers, work with me here!"

Optometrist: Eyes Examined While You Wait.

Man reads subliminal message during eye test.

'Do you have this chart in Big Print'

"Okay, I guess we can turn down the tonometer air pressure just a tad."

'Guess who I bumped into today? EVERYBODY!'