Eye-chart Giggler Gifts

"Yes, it was 'love at first sight'. But, by the time I'd made my first opticians appointment we were already married."

'I'm afraid he's at that age when he's into everything!'

STRIP Hambone: Computer company job interview

Tesseract of the D'Urbervilles.

'Maybe a firewall isn't enough to protect our computer from worms and viruses. That's why I additionally installed this fence!'

'I can't hire you, but I can sell you some stock in the company.'

Nethead strip: Speak binary

Can't read 'SLOW'.

"Let's see if I understand: your brain can't be upgraded with additional memory, and to make matters even worse, untold thousands of those brain cells die each day?"

'If Batman can have a batmobile why can't a snowman...'

"Nothing wrong with your eyesight sir: must have been a mirage you saw..."

'I see you decided to build your own motorcycle. By the way, did you, by any chance, fail shop class in school?'

Childrens Eye Test

'Say, how can I convert this FAT file into a nice and small JPG?'

"It's bad news I'm afraid...we've lost his web site!"

'AAAAH! UDDER LEECH!'

Thanks for putting in a new engine, pity you forgot to take the old one out.

"They said it had a V-8, so I assumed it would run on tomato juice!"

"Baldo, there's a lowrider at the other end of the mall!"

"I keep hearing a knocking noise."

"Billy's cheating, Susan is lying, Dave, no, that's Gary, no, Bob. Bob's stealing?"

People who love the supine position tend to lie down on the job.

Cloud Storage. Clown Storage

You didn't tell me it was iTheatre...

Ass-tronauts.

"The replacement part is $28, but cost will be $3,200 after we dismantle half the engine to install it."

Computer basics for non-geeks: Mouse Pad.

"I've discovered a timing device on my wall."

'M.O.T. certificate?!...a death certificate's the best I can do.'

Santa in hospital bed with intravenous milk and cookies in situ.

"...He turned, farted and then was gone."

Race Starter stuck to whell of racing car

'Ye olde optician.'