Eye-chart Giggler Mugs

"Yes, it was 'love at first sight'. But, by the time I'd made my first opticians appointment we were already married."

'I'm afraid he's at that age when he's into everything!'

STRIP Hambone: Computer company job interview

Tesseract of the D'Urbervilles.

'Maybe a firewall isn't enough to protect our computer from worms and viruses. That's why I additionally installed this fence!'

Cavemen Exhibit

'I can't hire you, but I can sell you some stock in the company.'

Nethead strip: Speak binary

"Let's see if I understand: your brain can't be upgraded with additional memory, and to make matters even worse, untold thousands of those brain cells die each day?"

Can't read 'SLOW'.

'If Batman can have a batmobile why can't a snowman...'

"Nothing wrong with your eyesight sir: must have been a mirage you saw..."

'I see you decided to build your own motorcycle. By the way, did you, by any chance, fail shop class in school?'

Childrens Eye Test

"It's bad news I'm afraid...we've lost his web site!"

'AAAAH! UDDER LEECH!'

Beep! Beep! Beep! Beep! Beep! What's that malfunctioning machine? It's a "Justin Beeper"!

'Say, how can I convert this FAT file into a nice and small JPG?'

Thanks for putting in a new engine, pity you forgot to take the old one out.

"Baldo, there's a lowrider at the other end of the mall!"

"They said it had a V-8, so I assumed it would run on tomato juice!"

"I keep hearing a knocking noise."

"Billy's cheating, Susan is lying, Dave, no, that's Gary, no, Bob. Bob's stealing?"

You didn't tell me it was iTheatre...

"I've discovered a timing device on my wall."

Cloud Storage. Clown Storage

Nah, not up to much – just got let go by a sneeze, so I'm between bodies.

"The replacement part is $28, but cost will be $3,200 after we dismantle half the engine to install it."

Ass-tronauts.

Computer basics for non-geeks: Mouse Pad.

People who love the supine position tend to lie down on the job.

'M.O.T. certificate?!...a death certificate's the best I can do.'

Santa in hospital bed with intravenous milk and cookies in situ.

Race Starter stuck to whell of racing car

'Ye olde optician.'