Exposure Enthusiast Gifts

"I don't have a budget at this time, but I can offer you some really great social-media exposure."

"Of course, we can't pay you. But just think of all the exposure you'll be getting!"

"We can't actually pay you, but your work will get a lot of exposure."

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

Team Leader

'Holy-Kanoly' makes his infamous 'Leap-of-Faith' jump.

"They didn't want to be identified in my photo, so I blurred their butts."

Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

'You can forget the Captain's table-we're not paying that kind of money just to eat with the crew!'

Child about to jump off ironing board into bath.

Soldier armed with a pen.

The devil you know and his plus one

Bears going water skiing.

"We have all the brochures, but we can't decide if we want to die on Mt. Everest or Mt. McKinley."

Bathing-men attend to women on the french coast

''Raining cats and dogs' is just a phrase, Alix.'

Crew Goofs Off While Out Of Sight

"Swiping won't cut it sonny-boy, you have to physically walk to the next painting."

'When I was a Scout, we had to blaze trails without sticky notes.'

"Honey, where's the baby?" "The first voyage of Sinbad"

It is a lesser known historical fact that Sir Edmund Hillary was also the first person to climb Mount Everest and forget to take the lens cap off.

Breakthrough

'Well, Mr. 'I don't need any sunblock', what have you got to say for yourself now?'

'See you in two weeks!'

Snowman of the Apes

The Professor was a brilliant botanist but a hopeless photographer.

"I'm supposed to wake Jasper up at sunrise, but which pile of snow is he asleep under?"

"Out with the old fish, in with the new."

The Devil's in the detail!

Holiday Adventures - Off the beaten path.

'FASTER! PADDLE FASTER!'

Public footpath on a desert island.

Columbus discovers ...that when exploring, it's not such a great idea to bring the family along.

Freedom of the press