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"I don't have a budget at this time, but I can offer you some really great social-media exposure."

"Of course, we can't pay you. But just think of all the exposure you'll be getting!"

"We can't actually pay you, but your work will get a lot of exposure."

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

Team Leader

'Holy-Kanoly' makes his infamous 'Leap-of-Faith' jump.

Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

"They didn't want to be identified in my photo, so I blurred their butts."

Child about to jump off ironing board into bath.

'You can forget the Captain's table-we're not paying that kind of money just to eat with the crew!'

The devil you know and his plus one

Bears going water skiing.

"We have all the brochures, but we can't decide if we want to die on Mt. Everest or Mt. McKinley."

Remember how you advised me to get a dangerous hobby to build up my self-esteem and impress people? Well, all the dangerous hobbies were already taken. You wrestle alligators

Soldier armed with a pen.

Bathing-men attend to women on the french coast

Crew Goofs Off While Out Of Sight

''Raining cats and dogs' is just a phrase, Alix.'

"Honey, where's the baby?" "The first voyage of Sinbad"

It is a lesser known historical fact that Sir Edmund Hillary was also the first person to climb Mount Everest and forget to take the lens cap off.

'When I was a Scout, we had to blaze trails without sticky notes.'

"Swiping won't cut it sonny-boy, you have to physically walk to the next painting."

Breakthrough

'Well, Mr. 'I don't need any sunblock', what have you got to say for yourself now?'

'Honey, bring the camera, he's standing on one leg!!!'

'See you in two weeks!'

Snowman of the Apes

"Out with the old fish, in with the new."

The Professor was a brilliant botanist but a hopeless photographer.

"I'm supposed to wake Jasper up at sunrise, but which pile of snow is he asleep under?"

The Devil's in the detail!

Public footpath on a desert island.

'FASTER! PADDLE FASTER!'

Holiday Adventures - Off the beaten path.

Columbus discovers ...that when exploring, it's not such a great idea to bring the family along.