Exposure Warrior Gifts

" I can't pay you, but your work will get plenty of exposure."

'Remember, Edward, inside every 'F' student is a 'D' student trying to get out.'

"Eventually, you have to stop visualizing yourself doing well on the test, and actually do the test."

'Dang it, I just washed this street. Boy, every time...'

Exam

Congratulations! All that cramming paid off.

Good luck with all the revision...

Congratulations! All that cramming paid off.

"You can tell it's a period drama because they're not wearing ozone helmets."

'You seem rather ungrateful Mr. Jenkins. This new drug means you'll never have hayfever again.'

'I know the answer. I just need a moment to come to grips with it.'

'You have to STUDY for tests, dummy -- you can't just put a memory stick in your ear!'

"Please, James...will you stop worrying whether the baby will meet all government regulations!"

Desert Dermatologist

"Once upon a time there was a kind bank manager who found all the money lost in the global financial meltdown, brought world peace, stopped global warming, cured the common cold and discovered Julian Assange is Santa."

"That was one of the hardest exams ever. I don't think anybody got a good grade."

Too big to fail

"My Tia Carmen keeps this shrine..."

"Tia Carmen, I have a killer test tomorrow. Can you help?"

Curse or not, Dave had to pass this exam.

"We can't actually pay you, but your work will get a lot of exposure."

Allergy Information: May contain traces of nuts, soya, child bones.

Bigger Brain

'Thank you for not guessing.'

Nervous Student

Grim Reapers sitting their 'Finals'.

Good luck in your A Levels.

Trees: The most effective way to reduce emissions.

Back To School

Feedback should be sought for genuine reasons, not because you want compliments. . .

"I can't have anything that's a food."

OH NO - Here come the wet-wipes..!!!

Boys score better than girls on SATs. Practice tests. That's so unfair. Don't stress! They're pointless tests with idiotic questions that are useless in real life. Ah!

Lambs to the Slaughter

"How many more times, you've got hayfever, so no, you can't have any cannabis oil."