Experimental Kid Gifts

'You were right, Dad. It started to bounce on the third or fourth step.'

"We're bringing the arts and sciences together here by giving crayons to mice."

Uncle demonstrating chemical experiments to children

"You're going to have to submit to peer review eventually, Bradshaw!"

"Abstract Expressionism is definitely right for me at this stage of my career."

'Hi, Miss Henderson, we did collage in class today. Can you drive me home?'

Chemist builds animals instead of molecular models

Feeding of a giraffe with the use of a balloon.

'Let's agree to dispense with the rules of nomenclature and call it compound X.'

'Let's see what else will explode in the microwave!'

'All good things must come to an end.'

Culinary Breakthroughs During Social Distancing

"The instructions for the beer-making kit you gave me? Didn't need them -- I figured it out for myself. Drink up."

'Well, well - this should create a nice little wave of panic and hysteria.'

Interpretive napping

"I'm making pink lemonade!"

"Gracie's the only kid I know who offers El Cucuy under her bed a no-compete contract."

'Think, son! What was that formula you fed that tree?!'

"Since I became a creator on social media, fridge displays seem so passé."

'Isn't that a little extreme? - Cloning yourself just so you can use the carpool lane?'

'Bad man. . . you are a Bad Man!'

Before they settled on water, shower pioneers experimented with a number of alternatives, including spaghetti,

"I'd call that 'A victory for science.'

'Wait, wait, before you mix them, you have to say, 'Pow!'.'

'I don't KNOW what I'm doing -- this is pure research!'

'What'll I do with the nuclear wastes?'

"Essentially Wilkins proves things and Brenner disproves them."

An angry Scientist has discovered his two Lab' mice are using a GPS to find their way through a maze to some cheese.

Abstract expressionist face painting.

'Okay I admit it - we probably do need a rocket scientist.'

'Well, we turned water into wine. Anyone remember how?'

'Here's one I made earlier.'