Expense Exposers Gifts

"Dear, you can't blame everything on the high price of cable..."

Party Animals.

Is this your idea of a joke, Findlay...?

Trade Show Sherpas

"Swiping won't cut it sonny-boy, you have to physically walk to the next painting."

The Rise of Modern Art

Freaks of nature exhibit.

Panama Papers Scandal

"Oh goody! It's just like the Columbian Exposition of 1893."

"It's a great work!"

Rare Medical Conditions - The compulsive desire to work out restaurant bills correctly

Library: Self-Help Books and Blame a 'Rigged' Political System.

"Someone switched off the freezer...it's melted."

'Take a letter,'

'Sorry to trouble you , sir , but did you remember to sign my expenses ?'

The scales between gluttony and hunger

"Have we looked as though we know what it is, for long enough yet?"

Blind Justice with Missiles instead of Scales.

Memorials of The Great Exhibition - 1851. No. V. - Theatrical depression.

Robert Macaire as a Barrister

'I didn't choose art. Art chose me!'

Haunted museum

Bookkeeping Club

'I call it 'No Admittance'.'

Black Hole Exhibit

"Son, it's about time I told you the facts of life, the richest 1% own half the world's wealth."

'It occurs every fall, sir.'

Declaration of Independence. Legend has it that John Hancock signed his name extra large to annoy King George. The quill must have come from a mocking bird!

Spider Exhibit. It says spiders can have hundreds of children at the same time. No wonder they climb the walls! (Published originally on July 23, 2002.)

Mrs. Jarley at the pay-place

Memorials of The Great Exhibition - 1851. No. IV. - Wonderful objects.

Memorials of The Great Exhibition - 1851. No. X. - A delicate attention.

'One more thing - find out if the new Securities and Exchange Commission head grants group amnesty.'

"Unfortunately as the law stands at the moment 13 pints and a curry because you had a crap day isn't tax deductible!"

'Let's make this one the biggest one ever.'